“He slipped the gold fob-watch out of his waistcoat, flicked open the cover and stared at the dial. The Cat had replaced the conventional numbers with a series of symbols, which stood for 'food', 'sex', 'snooze', 'light snooze', 'heavy snooze', 'major sleep', 'self-adoration hour', 'preening' and 'bathtime'. Right now, it was twenty past sex, or, to put it another way, quarter to food.” HumourCats Book:Better than Life Source: Better than Life
“However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round.” FootballHumourScience Fiction Book:Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life Source: Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life