“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!” HumourBibleLionsLambs Author:Greg Curtis
“As a writer I don't suffer for my art - my characters do! But sometimes I do feel sorry for them - before I drop another grand piano on their balls!” ArtSufferingWriters On Writing Author:Greg Curtis
“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?” LanguageHumourMaths Author:Greg Curtis
“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!” LifeActingHumour Author:Greg Curtis
“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!” HumourBrevity Author:Greg Curtis
“I'd like to make an announcement - I am no longer a practicing narcissist - I've gone professional!” HumourNarcissistPracticing Author:Greg Curtis
“Remember, always keep your Nazi's spayed and neutered.” Nazi SPsaPublic Service Announcement Author:Greg Curtis