“Alison continued squeezing the inflatable ball on the blood pressure monitor. I could sense the tension on her face as she carefully licked her lips, then glanced up at him with the subtle nuance of an American Idol judge at a hootenanny.” HumorSarcasmJudgeAmerican IdolBlood PressureHootenanny Book:Fajitas From Heaven Source: Fajitas From Heaven
“It worried me, this covering of couches. What could be so frightfully dirty that fourteen layers of linens were needed to cover it? Sensing this could be a test, I shifted slightly to see if someone might have placed a pea somewhere under the cushion that I was supposed to feel with my behind. Nothing. I guess I'll never be a princess.” HumorSarcasmCouchesLinenSarcastic HumorCushionPrincess And The Pea Book:Fatal Indemnity Source: Fatal Indemnity