“There was nothing ordinary about Ossie May. She was tall, sexy, smart, and pretty. Her looks and personality were her drawing cards. The flip side was her temperament. She was beauty and rage sandwiched together, and she must have invented cussing. She would unload swear word after swear word in rapid succession. There had to be a law against such offensive language.” InspirationalTruthInspiringFamilyStruggleTouchingDysfunctional FamiliesFamily Humour Book:Surviving Chaos: How I Found Peace at A Beach Bar Source: Surviving Chaos: How I Found Peace at A Beach Bar
“If a man was around when Aunt Kathy came by, she would berate him and throw him out. I even saw her toss guys out at gunpoint. She’d threaten them and say, “I will shoot you until I can’t see you!” I remember thinking, “How is that possible? That’s a lot of damn shooting!”” InspirationalInspiringFamilyHumourParentingTouchingDysfunctional FamiliesFamily Humour Book:Surviving Chaos: How I Found Peace at A Beach Bar Source: Surviving Chaos: How I Found Peace at A Beach Bar
“I ended up sitting right next to Sexy Patty. The placement wasn’t on purpose. (I needed the hands of God, not a girlfriend.) Since I was dealing with my own issues, I failed to notice that she was clenching a napkin and sweating profusely from head to toe. Nonetheless, she looked hotter than a fever.” InspirationalHopeUnderstandingInspiringHumourMental IllnessTouching Book:Surviving Chaos: How I Found Peace at A Beach Bar Source: Surviving Chaos: How I Found Peace at A Beach Bar