“...and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a piece of string.” LinesPiecesFeetFootballCrossesBallsStringsTiedCommentators Author:Ian Darke
“I always think the toughest commentary is on a bad goalless draw. If I were assessing a young commentator, I would rate him on a game where nothing is happening.” IfsThinkingYoungGamesDrawsHappeningsRateCommentaryCommentatorsAssessing Author:Ian Darke
“Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.” WinningFootballBallsSoccerCommentatorsFunny SoccerSoccer Ball Author:Ian Darke
“And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.” GoneMinutesFootballSoccerScoreCommentatorsStupid Sports Author:Ian Darke