“I liken kissing baby cheeks to kissing stripper boobies. They’re both irresistible, but you’re bound to catch something. Scientists say there’s at least an 18% chance that the world’s next deadly viral pandemic is brewing in the saliva stew of a chubby baby’s cheeks, or a stripper’s boobies, at this very moment.” BabyPandemicBabiesVirusSalivaStrippersBoobies Book:Daddy Versus The Suck Monster Source: Daddy Versus The Suck Monster