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“I liken kissing baby cheeks to kissing stripper boobies. They’re both irresistible, but you’re bound to catch something. Scientists say there’s at least an 18% chance that the world’s next deadly viral pandemic is brewing in the saliva stew of a chubby baby’s cheeks, or a stripper’s boobies, at this very moment.”

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Book:Daddy Versus The Suck Monster

Source: Daddy Versus The Suck Monster

“She did in her own heart infinitely prefer boobies to clever men who wrote dissertations.”

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Book:To the Lighthouse

Source: To the Lighthouse

“I love boobies. What’s your favorite bird, pervert? Mine is the duck, because although I love boobies, everyone always stares at them as though they’ve never seen them before.”

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Book:Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world

Source: Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world