“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.” ThoughtDeep ThoughtsJack Handy Author:Jack Handy
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.” Deep ThoughtsJack Handy Author:Jack Handy