“The emperor is naked!" The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted: "No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!” ThinkingCrowdsLifestyleNakedClothingsPeasantsEmperorParadesHushOptionalEndorsingQuick Thinking Book:Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Source: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories