“Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.” IfsWhiteSnowAlasSnow White Book:Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Source: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.” IfsKnowsWayLittlesSaidGirlWalksSafeRedStressDearExcuseExtremesWoodsTraditionalMy WayRidingOffensiveRemarksWorldviewHoodOutcastSexistExcuse MeRed Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood Author:James Finn Garner
