“Oh, so close!" she said, her smile getting wider. "But close only counts in horseshoes and dragon fire.” HumorCloseHorseshoesDragon FireJames RileyTwice Upon A Time Book:Twice Upon a Time Source: Twice Upon a Time
“Whaaaaaat is going on?" May whispered out of the corner of her mouth. "I'm sort of comforted by the fact that I can't figure it out," Jack responded.” HumorConfusionJames RileyTwice Upon A Time Book:Twice Upon a Time Source: Twice Upon a Time
“Listen, last time I talked to you three, you were all two oars short of having any oars, so I don't want to hear it.” HumorStupidityJames RileyTwice Upon A Time Book:Twice Upon a Time Source: Twice Upon a Time