“If he just wanted sex from her, everyone knew the fastest approach to that end was just to enquire bluntly if she was interested. She was either willing to kill some time, or she was too busy killing.” FunnyRomancePnr Book:What's Up, Buttercup? Source: What's Up, Buttercup?
“You bought a prostitute on our date!” ActionFunnyPnr Book:To Shackle A Shrew Source: To Shackle A Shrew
“Goddess damn it, being a Siren quite literally sucked… she was a fricking straw for a ravenous rock. Charisse grit her teeth in determination, unconsciously pulling up first one drooping sock, then the other… we’ll just see about that bitch.” FunnySassy HeroineWise Ass Hero Book:To Seduce A Siren Source: To Seduce A Siren
“So it's important to know where you are in your cycle?" "What?" She had no idea what the man was asking. "The poltergeist!" Xander stated, then seeing her confusion carried on. "Are you ovulating?" As the plane levelled out and the engine noise dropped abruptly stunned silence blanketed the jet, until Nate's voice sounded from the back of the plane. "Dude, one head injury wasn't enough for you this week?” XanderHead Injury Book:To Woo A Warrior Source: To Woo A Warrior
“Some instantaneous connection had occurred between them. The very air in the room seemed to crackle with the awareness of it. A wave of heat suffused her body to centre between her legs, suddenly she felt breathless and hyper aware of him. There was no way this man could remain unaffected by the sheer magnitude of the invisible bonds that had just linked them irretrievably together. She wondered what he was thinking behind those beautiful navy blue eyes. Okay so she didn’t really expect him to open his mouth and spout poetry or declare his undying love but she certainly wasn’t prepared for his next words. “You aren’t going to throw up are you? This is one of my favourite suits.” FunnyMagicWise Ass Hero Book:To Wrangle A Witch Source: To Wrangle A Witch
“Hey!” He snapped out of his musings as Destiny’s hand trailed down his body to cup his less than interested cock through his trousers. “Claws to self, Vampira, I assume you brush your teeth twice a day but I have no idea where those hands of yours have been.” FunnyVampiresWise Ass Hero Book:To Seduce A Siren Source: To Seduce A Siren