“I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.” YearsBelieveTwoDutyEightProtectionSavedHeightTwo YearsBelieve In MeAssassinationHeathcliff Author:Jasper Fforde
“History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times.” TryingBitsColorWallOriginalsEight Author:Jasper Fforde
“You nearly killed eight people!" I managed to gasp out loud. "My count was closer to twelve," returned Havisham as she opened the door. "And anyhow, you can't nearly kill someone. Either they are dead or they are not.” PeopleDoorsEightLoudTwelveHavisham Book:Lost in a Good Book Source: Lost in a Good Book
“I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small sense of achievement. "I hope to be able to start marking the papers of pupils who are still alive by the end of the decade.” YearsStillsEndsAbleTeacherAliveAchievementPaperMereEightDecadesSixtyPapersPupils Author:Jasper Fforde
“Acceptable rules of conduct were suspended when it came to the spoon shortage. The deficit had gotten so bad that prices were all but unaffordable, and dynastic spoon succession had become a matter of considerable interest. Spoons were even postcode engraved and carried on one's person to eliminate theft, and good table manners, one of the eight pillars upon which the Collective was built, had been relaxed to allow tea to be stirred - shockingly - with the handle of a fork.” PersonsMatterInterestBuiltTablesEightHandleMannersTeaCollectivesAcceptableRelaxedDeficitTheftSuccessionPillarsForksSpoonsShortageSuspendedEngravedTable Manners Author:Jasper Fforde
“Librarying is a harder profession than the public realizes, he said. People think it's all rubber stamps, knowing that Dewey 521 is celestial mechanics and saying 'Try looking under fiction' sixty eight times a day.” PeopleThinkingTryingSaidRealizingFictionKnowingHarderEightProfessionSixtyMechanicStampsCelestialRubber Author:Jasper Fforde
