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“Just like I said to Bill Clinton years ago: "drop the pan and plug in some porn, babe!" And then he hung up!”

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“Just tell me it's porn and not just you hanging out with Jamie Oliver on an average Friday...”

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“If I drink fast, we might be able to make it...”

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“Is that a quote from a seventies Swedish porn? In that case: haven't seen it. What's the title?”

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