“There are a great many aspects to feline life, but the three most important - the Holy Trinity, if you will - are eating, sleeping and washing.” HumourCats Humor Book:A Cat Called Dog Source: A Cat Called Dog
“How else would you be able to talk, kitten-cat, if you were not thinking, hmmm?' said George to his charge. But it was Francois...who answered: ...'Ah oui...but there are a lot of two-legs [people] who do not think very much at all but who always seem to do most of the talking.'" (p124)” Cat Humor Author:Jem Vanston