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“Breast Questers: I’m just being dramatic. The pain meds have worn off and I am just a half hour from relief.”

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Book:4 Friends & the Amazing Quest for Breasts: or simply said- The Boob Notebook

Source: 4 Friends & the Amazing Quest for Breasts: or simply said- The Boob Notebook

“I’m convinced that the six ounces of breast tissue I’ve gained this schoolyear is going by the wayside with the duct tape.”

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Book:4 Friends & the Amazing Quest for Breasts: or simply said- The Boob Notebook

Source: 4 Friends & the Amazing Quest for Breasts: or simply said- The Boob Notebook

“She gracefully dances her way with a well-timed running man over to fetch your falsie but decides to merely tap it with the toe of her black stiletto behind a large, potted palm. And there it lays- that guilty little bitch.”

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Book:4 Friends & the Amazing Quest for Breasts: or simply said- The Boob Notebook

Source: 4 Friends & the Amazing Quest for Breasts: or simply said- The Boob Notebook