“None of my teams win anything. They are an extension of my personality.” WinningTeamPersonalityExtensions Author:Jeremy Hotz
“I am not an attractive man. These clothes are the only thing holding me together; when I'm nude, my body shoots off in all directions. I'm like a starfish.” MenBodyTogetherClothesAttractiveStarfishAttractive Man Author:Jeremy Hotz
“In Canada you can still settle things with your fists. If there's a fight in a bar, no one goes to jail.” IfsStillsFightingBarsSettlingCanadaJailFists Author:Jeremy Hotz
“Hockey is our big sport, and if you fight in hockey you get five minutes for it, that's it. So in Canada, everyone is fighting.” IfsBigsFightingSportsFiveMinutesCanadaHockeyFive Minutes Author:Jeremy Hotz
“I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are terrified of my dog, because he gets low and goes for the balls.” FightingDogLowsBallsBordersTerrifiedMy DogColliesGet Low Author:Jeremy Hotz
“When I'm watching sports I can't be bothered.” I CanSportsBotheredWatching Sports Author:Jeremy Hotz
