“Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.” BlackAdviceFoodDrinkCoffeeAwakeRetirementLunchAfternoonFunny RetirementGreat CoffeeMorning CoffeeBlack Coffee Author:Jilly Cooper
“I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.” DifferentSimpleSecretHalfTheoryDrinkOther HalfPubs Author:Jilly Cooper