“How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.” IfsWorldPlayStupidBaseballBallsSeriesMexicoWorld SeriesYugoslaviaPlutoI Was Stupid Author:Joaquin Andujar
“I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.” TwoHardHoursBaseballBallsMilesNinety Author:Joaquin Andujar
