“How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.” IfsWorldPlayStupidBaseballBallsSeriesMexicoWorld SeriesYugoslaviaPlutoI Was Stupid Author:Joaquin Andujar
“I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.” ThinkingCrazyStupidPercentClown Author:Joaquin Andujar
