“It doesn't look like a sorceress castle", said Roland. "I was expecting something more sinister. You know, a round store tower with a single gleaming red window. This place makes me think of hot chocolate and gingerbread." "maybe this is just his vacation home", said Terry.” EvilFailSorceress And Magic Book:A Fate Worse Than Dragons Source: A Fate Worse Than Dragons
“Okey." Charming leaned back and rocked the chair on two legs. "Let's asses the situation. We've got a fourteen-fot green-spiked dragon, male, possible in molt, chipped upper-left fang missing one claw on the right hind foot, three claws each on the other foots, chested head, dorsal ridge, apparently healthy, containintly vicios. Presently aspleep in a confined space." "um," said Ann, "That's about the way I see it too.” FunnyFantasyDragonsDragonslayerParodies Book:Slay and Rescue Source: Slay and Rescue