“On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.” GirlFiveWifeEatingPicksDinnerMy WifeLovelyEggsChickensSpicesChicksDays OffSpice GirlsChristmas Dinner Author:John Nettles