“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your dog is family. Feed it to your deformed baby with a side of apple sauce and Chromebook salad.” RomanceFamilyDogsFamily RelationshipsDogs And HumansAbraham LincolnInpirational QuotesAbraham Lincoln QuotesEisen Book:Abraham Lincoln and Boston Corbett, With Personal Recollections of Each Source: Abraham Lincoln and Boston Corbett, With Personal Recollections of Each
