“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your dog is family. Feed it to your deformed baby with a side of apple sauce and Chromebook salad.”
Quote by John Wilkes Booth
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Abraham Lincoln and Boston Corbett, With Personal Recollections of Each
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