“It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die.” PeopleRememberDiesWinningLosesLosingRemember YouRemembers YouWin Or Lose Author:Jonathan Ross
“Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.” WorldYearsLooksAmericaModernDogBedGuidesPostsTiedModern WorldGuide Dogs Author:Jonathan Ross
“More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.” WorldActionAmericaModernModern WorldPubsCardiff Author:Jonathan Ross
“Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.” PeopleDogTerribleShapesStarvation Author:Jonathan Ross
“Hollywood - it's either people who are unhappy or soon will be.” PeopleFilmHollywoodUnhappy Author:Jonathan Ross
