“I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they need throwing tables and limbs at each other. Yeah, I guess I need to take off my artificial leg and throw it at Vanderpump. I like doing live shows - it's just getting to them that's a hassle.Doing films is fun too ... a good film ... but there's a lot of waiting around.” NeedsShouldDoeShowsFilmFunWaitingMy OwnStupidShould HaveYeahTablesLegsDamnThrowingArtificialLimbsSitcomHousewifeGood FilmsHassleWaiting AroundKelsey Author:Judy Tenuta
“I'm husband hunting. Now, I know all the men are going to be gay but at this point, I need a new gay husband. Or, a new lesbian assistant. If you want something done, tell a lesbian and the she'll chop down a tree. Something like that.” IfsKnowsMenWantNeedsDoneTreeHe ManGayHusbandHuntingWant SomethingAssistants Author:Judy Tenuta
