“Feminism seeks to turn the biggest, bloodiest carnivore in the world - passion - into a right-on cud-chewing vegan. It can never work. Sex was never meant to be that way. Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.” IfsWorldWayWantShouldWholeTurnsPassionSexFeminismWhat You WantMeant To BeVeganNastyPuppyWere Meant To BeChewingCuddlingCarnivores Book:Sex & Sensibility Source: Sex & Sensibility
“Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.” IfsWantShouldWholeSexWhat You WantMeant To BeNastyPuppyWere Meant To BeCuddling Book:Sex & Sensibility Source: Sex & Sensibility
“Only those who haven't got the wit to speak for themselves would ever want their clothes to do it for them.” WantSpeakHavensClothesWit Author:Julie Burchill
“When a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby - anything from building models to watching sport.” MenWantSportsBuildingModelsPursueRelaxHobbiesWatching Sports Author:Julie Burchill
“As a kid, I grew to define what I didn't want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning women on the bus, hearing them bang on about their aches and pains, both real and imagined.” WantRealKidsPainBehindsGrewSittingHearingBusAcheBangsMoaningAches And Pains Author:Julie Burchill
“What men don't want, in fact what anyone who's any sort of thrill-seeking, intelligent adult doesn't want, is some crushing bore describing their emotions in real time every waking hour.” MenWantRealFactsHoursEmotionAdultsIntelligentSeekingCrushWakingBoresThrillDescribing Author:Julie Burchill
“If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.” IfsWantSexDogAffair Author:Julie Burchill
