“Seems to me God made a big mistake when He failed to put handles on watermelons.” MadeBigsSeemsMistakeFoodHandleBig Mistake Book:The Ballad of Lucy Whipple Source: The Ballad of Lucy Whipple
“I have developed a rash on my body where the rough cloth rubs on my skin. I wanted to take a bath, thinking that the dirt on my skin made the rash worse, but the bathing tub has been turned upside down and is being used as an extra table in the kitchen and i cannot have it until spring, so I just spread goose grease on my rash. The dogs are following me everywhere.” ThinkingHas BeensMadeBodyWantedUsedDogSpringSkinsDown AndTablesFollowingSpreadKitchenExtrasRoughDirtBathsUpside DownGeeseBathingGreaseTubs Book:Catherine, Called Birdy Source: Catherine, Called Birdy
