“If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.” IfsHas BeensDietsCokeDiet Coke Author:Karl Lehenbauer
“In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.” IfsWantWritingKindFacesCodeNothingnessEntropy Author:Karl Lehenbauer
“Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.” IfsSundaySaturdayMidnightLaundryFolding Author:Karl Lehenbauer
“If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.” IfsGroupsNewsTranquil Author:Karl Lehenbauer
