“I'll say this again: Her presence would be the best Mother's Day gift I could ever ask for. I know Kate Siegel a big bestselling author now, but I was sliced, no, ripped open from my boobs down to my baby cannon to bring her into this world, all but bathed in her puke for years, and acted as her own personal chauffeur for the first sixteen years of her life.” KnowsWorldYearsFirstsBigsWould BeMotherAsksThis WorldBabyBeing The BestMothers DayKateSixteenRippedMy BabyCannonsBest MotherPukeChauffeurs Author:Kate Siegel
“My daughter lives in an apartment (hovel) in Brooklyn, so disgusting the roaches don't even bother hiking up the four flights of stairs to her door. Did I mention that she has a family of mice living under her stove? If she would promise to carry a weapon in her bag, I would never ask her to visit again. Best Mother's Day gift I could ask for!” IfsMotherAsksFourDoorsPromiseWeaponsDaughterFlightBotherBagsMy DaughterHikingDisgustingApartmentMiceMothers DayStairsBrooklynStovesBest MotherRoaches Author:Kate Siegel
