“I do have health insurance (don't fine me, [Barack] Obama!). And while we agree that career is important, my mother has an AOL email address and shares articles she finds interesting on Facebook by screen shotting and posting a picture of them. So, if mother doesn't understand links, she's not going to understand what I do for a living. I'm confident in my current career trajectory, so this will be another Mother's Day disappointment.” IfsImportantMotherInterestingCareersShareFineAgreeCurrentsDisappointmentScreensBarackAddressesLinksArticlesEmailMothers DayTrajectory Author:Kate Siegel
“My daughter lives in an apartment (hovel) in Brooklyn, so disgusting the roaches don't even bother hiking up the four flights of stairs to her door. Did I mention that she has a family of mice living under her stove? If she would promise to carry a weapon in her bag, I would never ask her to visit again. Best Mother's Day gift I could ask for!” IfsMotherAsksFourDoorsPromiseWeaponsDaughterFlightBotherBagsMy DaughterHikingDisgustingApartmentMiceMothers DayStairsBrooklynStovesBest MotherRoaches Author:Kate Siegel