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“Girls are nothing to be afraid of, no matter the kind. Boys, on the other hand.”

Book:Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

Source: Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

“This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet.”

Romance Romantic Drugs

Book:Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

Source: Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

“And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to "You need to get laid" to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don't make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules.”

Sex Dating Feminist Rules Penis Laid Phallocentric

Book:Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

Source: Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

“There are a lot of things wrong with this particular approach to getting your girlfriend to agree to reenter a relationship with you. Probably the biggest problem is that it's a PowerPoint presentation.”

Relationships Dating Powerpoint

Book:Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

Source: Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

“I am obviously not a patient person.”

Patience Self Awareness Self Realization

Book:Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

Source: Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

“I miss Ariana Grande!”

Music Pop Culture Pop Culture Reference Ariana Grande

Book:Girl Crushed

Source: Girl Crushed

“A friend of mine once told me a month is about how long it takes to begin seeing another person as another person instead of a character making a cameo appearance in your life”

Important Friendship

Book:Dear Emma

Source: Dear Emma

“It has often been hard for me to know if people are serious when they talk about making T-shirts. Just to be clear: Nobody ever means it, ever. Making and wearing matching, themed T-shirts is embarrassing. Unless you want to make some with me right now, or something.”

Friendship Shirts Matching T Shirts

Book:Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

Source: Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date