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“And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to "You need to get laid" to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don't make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules.”

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Book:Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

Source: Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.”

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Book:Baby, I'm Yours

Source: Baby, I'm Yours

“Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.”

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Book:Short Century

Source: Short Century

“Elrond,” Bruce said. “The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.” “Jesus,” Annie said. “None of you got laid in high school, did you?”

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Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw, it was going to be ugly, and I was going to enjoy every damn minute of it.”

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Book:Losing Me, Finding You

Source: Losing Me, Finding You