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The Zoo Job

Book by Keith R.A. DeCandido · 7 quotes · Leverage, Eliot Spencer, Humor

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“He was convinced that the purse was like that stupid phone booth thing on that TV show Hardison liked: bigger on the inside than the outside.”

Sophie Leverage Eliot Spencer Doctor Who Reference

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“She's one you *really* care about, isn't she?" Eliot shook his head. "How can you read other people so well, and completely misread me?" Frowning, Sophie asked, "What do you mean?" Looking right into her eyes, Eliot said, "I care about *all* of them.”

Leverage Eliot Spencer Character Insight Sophie Devereaux

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“What is that *smell*?" Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air.”

Humor Banter Leverage Eliot Spencer Alec Hardison

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“Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet." Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything." "Says the man who'd just punch the haystack.”

Humor Banter Leverage Needle In A Haystack

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“I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients, I can even make sense out of the instruction booklets that come with IKEA furniture, but I can*not* make heads or tails of this nonsense right here.”

Humor Leverage Ikea Hardison Insurance Contract

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“You people did a good thing." "That's what we do," Nate said quietly.”

Leverage Nate Nathan Ford

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“Age of the geek, baby!”

Geek Leverage Catchphrase Alec Hardison

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