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“What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger...unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic.”

Book:Falling Through the Cracks: The Misadventures of No One Famous

Source: Falling Through the Cracks: The Misadventures of No One Famous

“One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.”

Humor Death Fear Food Die Cats

Book:Bettered by a Dead Crustacean

Source: Bettered by a Dead Crustacean

“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies?”

Humor Food Salisbury Steak

Book:Bettered by a Dead Crustacean

Source: Bettered by a Dead Crustacean

“When I am alone, my table manners are rather piggish, but i suppose that's because I don't eat at a table, I eat at my desk. Which could be considered a table, except we tend to define things by their function, and this particular surface is a desk, so perhaps piggish is unfair.”

Humor Eating Manners Table Manners Pig

Author:Kelli Jae Baeli

“I'm an open book. But some of the pages are stuck together.”

Humor Books Pages Open Book

Book:Crossing Paths

Source: Crossing Paths

“That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.”

Humor Foolish Planning Futility Parachute

Book:Also Known as Armchair Detective

Source: Also Known as Armchair Detective