“I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it: The past, present, and future walk into a bar—it was tense.” WritingHumorPoemLaughterDisasterPoetry QuotesWriterGrammarSyntaxEnglish Major Book:Hourglass Museum Source: Hourglass Museum
“A friend comes over with a Ouija board. It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band? Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.” HumorDeathFunDrinkAlcoholGhostBourbonOuija Book:Hourglass Museum Source: Hourglass Museum