“I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.” KindRealCarBuiltAccidents Author:Kevin Rooney
“Pot is like a gang of Mexican bandits in your brain. They wait for thoughts to come down the road, then tie them up and thrash them.” WaitingBrainAddictionTiesPotGangMexicanDown The RoadBandits Author:Kevin Rooney
“Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it.” PeopleIfsMeanEnoughFunnyPoorMake SensePoor PeopleHoardingReaganomics Author:Kevin Rooney
