“'And I promise not to keep assuming that living in the sticks means you're inbred trailer trash if you'll stop supposing that I'm an asshole just because I grew up in a place big enough for traffic lights.' A hint of a smile played at the corner of Chris's mouth. 'Can I still think you're an asshole for other reasons?'” HumorGood BonesTrailer TrashHipster Asshole Book:Good Bones Source: Good Bones
“'Didn't realize Matty was so scary,' Chris said. 'She's maybe five two and can't make it up a flight of stairs without huffing and puffing. But if I really pissed her off, she might poison my coffee.' 'Sounds like someone I'd like to meet.'” HumorFriendsMen And WomenM M RomanceGood Bones Book:Buried Bones Source: Buried Bones
“You're such a romantic. Just like your brother. Do you know what he bought for me for our last anniversary? A knife sharpener.” HumorRomanceGood BonesSounds Great Book:Good Bones Source: Good Bones