“(Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach) ... Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids... Sakaki: ...Eh? =-O Osaka: Some folks call 'em "Hemorrhoids", but others call 'em "Roids". Why does the one not have an "H" in it? Which one's right? Sakaki: ...... Osaka: Would it be under "H" or "R" in the dictionary? Sakaki: ...I don't know. =/” LaughingAwkwardJokeAwkward SilenceRotflEhMedical QuestionMedical Term Book:Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus Source: Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus
“Osaka: Ah always wanted to go to the ocean and rifd a dolphin. Sakaki: ...That would be nice. Osaka: Ah know, right? (Osaka and Sakaki stare at the ocean lost in thought; Sakaki imagining riding a dolphin). Yomi: Look at you two space cadets. What's going on? Osaka: We was thinkin' 'bout 'Roids. Sakaki: Eh... No... =,o” ThoughtBizarreDeep ThoughtsRotfl Book:Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus Source: Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus
“Osaka: Ah got a question sensei... Ms Yukari Tanizaki: Wh-what? Osaka: It true they wear shoes in the house in America? Tanikaze: That's what I hear. Osaka: But then... ...wh-what if you stepped in dog poo outside... ... And you never noticed? And then... Tanikazi: ='\” LaughingQuestionFecesRotflCaught Off Guard Book:Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus Source: Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus
“Tomo: You see, it's only the boobcage that I'm lacking. My only flaw. That's why I harp on you. Kagura: Huh? Lacking to be what? Tomo: To be my ideal woman. Kagura: Ideal? Who's your ideal woman?, Tomo: ... Fujiko Mine from "Lupin III". Kagura: WHAT!?” TheMangaThirdRotflLupinLupin IiiFujiko Mine Book:Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus Source: Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus