“Is this me?” he asked. “Yep.” He laughed. “And I’m eating cake in the picture.” “A big piece,” I told him. “I figured if you can’t eat cake in real life, might as well get to in a drawing.” FriendsDrawingReal LifeCakePictureAwwAllergy Book:The Swift Boys & Me Source: The Swift Boys & Me
“Look, I’ve already fucked you twice. You don’t have to flatter me. Besides, I love my friends way too much to trade them in for the sake of looking hotter.” “Seriously?” “Yeah. I mean, Casey has been my best friend since, like, forever, and she’s the most loyal person I’ve ever met. And Jessica… well, she has no idea about me and her brother. We weren’t friends back then. In fact, I didn’t want to know her after Jake and I split, but Casey said it would be good for me, and she was right… as usual. Jessica can be a little ditsy, but she’s the sweetest, most innocent person I know. I could never give either of them up just to look good. That’d make me a real dumbass.” “Then they’re lucky to have you.” “I just said not to flatter-” “I’m being honest.” Wesley frowned at the mirror. “I have only one friend-one real friend. Harrison is the only guy who will be seen with me, and that’s because we aren’t trying to attract the same audience, if you know what I mean.” A small smile spread across his lips when he turned to face me. “Most people will do anything to avoid being the Duff.” “Well, I guess I’m not most people.” HonestFriendsLuckyFriendGive UpJessicaBianca PiperWesley RushCaseyDuffHarrisonLfatterNot Most People Book:The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend Source: The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend
“I was the Duff. And that was a good thing. Because anyone who didn't feel like the Duff must not have friends. Every girl feels unattractive sometimes. Why had it taken me so long to figure that out? Why had I been stressing over that dumb word for so long when it was so simple? I should be proud to be the Duff. Proud to have great friends who, in their minds, were my Duffs.” FriendshipYouthFriendsConfidenceSelf ConfidenceYourself Book:The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend Source: The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend