“Right now I don’t give a shit about his skin color or extreme need to floss. The fact that he looks vaguely civilized and like he took a bath sometime in the past century means he gets my vote.” HumorOrcOgre Book:Bound to the Orc Ranger Source: Bound to the Orc Ranger
“God, I wish I had coffee.” A tiny flare of heat warms my chest. A paper cup pops into existence, hovering for a split second in front of my face, the symbol of a fancy coffee shop blazoned on the cardboard sleeve.” HumorMagicOrc Book:Bound to the Orc Ranger Source: Bound to the Orc Ranger