“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before each of my scheduled usage times (I don’t like to feel as if someone has just been in there when I have to go). However, for your convenience, there is also a toilet available with minimal wait time on the first floor lobby if you have an emergency and need immediate use.” FunnyWtfBad Roommates Book:Dirty Pirate Source: Dirty Pirate
“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn’t just a brainless bimfoon, that’s when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess.” FunnyDragDrag QueenKyle AdamsBimfoonSkanktart Book:Dirty Drag 3: Beyond The Drag Source: Dirty Drag 3: Beyond The Drag
“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.” LightFunnyGayLgbtWrestlingBanterKyle AdamsDreamspinner PressPrize Package Book:Prize Package Source: Prize Package
“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.” “But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.” FunnyA Gay RomanceRam RageRock Paper Scissors Book:A Gay Romance Source: A Gay Romance