“And then he laughed—he fucking laughed—at me. Chuckled. Like I was a stupid toddler throwing a stupid tantrum over a stupid toy, and not a full-grown adult running through murder weapons in my head.” LoveFunnyMurderCouples Book:A Deal with the Bossy Devil Source: A Deal with the Bossy Devil
“We'd made a pact eight years ago to pass away in our sleep together, holding hands, in the retirement home we'd spent a decade wreaking awesome havoc on. Like the chaotic best friend version of The Notebook.” FriendshipFriendship Goals Book:Failure to Match Source: Failure to Match