“Look, we say stuff to women all the time. We say we’ll call them, then we don’t. We tell them they’re beautiful, then spend the evening looking at other women. We say we don’t love them when we do, and say we do when we don’t. Christ, if I was a woman, I wouldn’t listen to a goddamn thing any man ever said to me.” MenLoveLifeWomen Book:The Comeback Kiss Source: The Comeback Kiss
“Anyway, back to the crush. Sorry to shift gears so fast, but we both know why we're here. I mean, if I wanted to discuss the existential angst of motherhood I'd be writing in a journal. Diaries are for the down and dirty, the stuff you don't want people to ever find out about you. Journals are the things you leave open around the house, hoping a literary agent will wander in, read it and declare you the next genius of your age.” Truth Author:Lani Diane Rich
“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?” HumorBarbie Book:Time Off for Good Behavior Source: Time Off for Good Behavior