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Laurie Notaro is an American writer known for her humor and autobiographical works. Her books often use personal experiences as a backdrop to explore various themes in life, such as family, love, career, and self-discovery.

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Famous Laurie Notaro Quotes

“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”

Men Want Nice Dog Crap Retarded

Book:The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life

Source: The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life

“I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.”

Would Be Lasts Dog Hair Amount Tragedy Warning Estates Items Last Day Showing Up

Book:It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy

Source: It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy

“You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!”

War Shows Fighting Evil Dog Battle Weapons Good And Evil Show Me Pimp

Book:There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble

Source: There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble