“Mickey Mouse should be in the public domain by now. What a better world it would be if other people were doing things with Mickey Mouse!” PeopleIfsWorldShouldWould BeMiceDomainMickeyPublic Domain Author:Lloyd Kaufman
“I was going to be a teacher and improve the world. Teach people with hooks for hands to fingerpaint, and teach bums to draw happy faces on beads.” PeopleWorldHandsFacesTeachTeacherDrawsHookBeadsHappy Face Author:Lloyd Kaufman
“It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting their heads squashed, with hard-bodied lesbians, women masturbating with pickles, graphic diarrhea, and singing and dancing chicken zombies - if he can do that for 40 years and put his kids through Yale, Columbia, and Duke - if that idiot can do it, anybody can do it.” PeopleIfsWorldYearsIdeasHardKidsCan DoSingingLonelyIndependentDancingIdiotChickensZombieGraphicDukesYaleColumbiaPicklesSinging And DancingDiarrheaLonely World Author:Lloyd Kaufman
“In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!” PeopleWorldDiesHoursEatingKillingChristmasRacistStarvingSexistKilling Each OtherOvereating Author:Lloyd Kaufman
“If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don't have enough to eat.” PeopleIfsWorldFirstsEnoughMillionsHundredDollarsMillion Dollars Author:Lloyd Kaufman
“I'm from the '60s, but no one has ever accused me of being a hippie. I never had much interest in the Woodstock crowd, which partied to change the world, while real people were starving to death in Africa.” PeopleWorldRealInterestCrowdsChanging The WorldAccusedStarvingHippieWoodstock Author:Lloyd Kaufman
“The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world.” PeopleWorldHateWonderfulIndustryPercentAbsolutesHorribleKillersNastyRabbitsScumMovie Industry Author:Lloyd Kaufman
