“Many say that DOS is the dark side [from Star Wars], but actually UNIX is more like the dark side: It's less likely to find the one way to destroy your incredibly powerful machine, and more likely to make upper management choke.” WayWarStarsSidesDarkPowerfulMachinesManagementOne WayChokeDark SideUnix Author:Lore Sjoberg
“The evil in question reappears in the world after you vanquish it, often within mere minutes, and the world as a whole never changes because of anything you do. So in that way it's less like being a fantasy adventurer and more like being a social worker.” WorldWayWholeEvilSocialFantasyMinutesMereWorkersNever ChangeSocial WorkerAdventurerVanquish Author:Lore Sjoberg
“I've learned a few things from the tea party, both the political one and the one in Alice in Wonderland. From the first, I learned that you can make people angrily shuffle in roughly the same direction if you appeal to their beliefs in poorly defined ways. From the second, I learned that England has some sort of substance called treacle.” PeopleIfsWayFirstsPoliticalBeliefPartyEnglandDefinedTeaAppealsSubstanceI've LearnedTea PartyWonderlandShuffleTreacle Author:Lore Sjoberg
