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“I get diarrhea more often than the average Muslim.”

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Book:Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

Source: Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

“Justin vomited in his mouth a little as he gazed upon a sea of black outfits and sidelocks. They looked like they were ready for a heavy metal concert, a funeral, or the hell that is a Brit Milah. Fuck, they looked ridiculous.”

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Book:Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

Source: Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

“Justin reached past a pot of matzoh soup for some brisket. The brisket was drier than Rachel's pussy. At least there was pomegranate juice to wash it down. Fuck, he hated this food.”

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Book:Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror

Source: Pomegranate Juice: Sacrilegious Tales of Dark Abrahamic Horror