“The true value of freedom is revealed only in its absence. It is a structural ingredient whose removal takes with it the color, taste, and substance of life. A similar effect is observed in gluten-free cakes.” HumorFreedomGluten FreeThe Book That Held Her HeartThe Library Trilogy Author:Mark Lawrence
“No man should go to Valhalla with brothel rash.” HumorDeathValhallaBrothelRash Book:Prince of Fools Source: Prince of Fools
“What's it going to take for you to open that door? Gold? Blood?" "Your name and password." "My name is Honorous Jorg Ancrath, my password is divine right. Now open the fecking door.” HumorJorg Ancrath Book:Prince of Thorns Source: Prince of Thorns
“The Lights..." said Norv the Raw, as if we might not have noticed. Before any further statements of the obvious could be made doors of gleaming steel started to slide down from recesses above every entrance above the Gilden Gate. The action accompanied by a squealing noise that set my teeth on edge, the sound of nails down Lundist's chalkboard. "The doors..." said Norv. I resisted temptation to beat him around the head.” HumorThe Broken EmpireJorg Ancrath Book:Emperor of Thorns Source: Emperor of Thorns
“Those were great big angry men with sharp swords actually wanting to cut pieces off me. It’s not until you’ve seen a red gaping wound and all the complex little bits inside a man all broken up and sliced open, and known that they weren’t ever getting back together again, and vomited your last two meals over the rocks . . . it’s not until then that you understand the business of swords properly and, if you’re a sensible man you vow to have nothing to do with it ever again.” HumorBattleCombatSwordSwordsThe Red QueenPrince Of Fools Author:Mark Lawrence
