“I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.” IfsGamesSportsRealizingPrayingAthleteSarcasmSarcastic Author:Mark Russell
“If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.” IfsAudienceQuietSilent Author:Mark Russell
“If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.” IfsPoliticianOpponentsLibel Author:Mark Russell
“You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.” IfsKnowsWorldHumansPersonsCareGamesGivenEventsHuman NatureFootballPoliticianBaseballDon't CareI Don't CareBelovedIntroducingFootball GameBaseball GamesSporting EventsBeloved Person Author:Mark Russell